Woof - Jenni and Neil Share a Secret

There were a group of us sat outside, having a conversation about shooting stars and UFOs. Jenni began to relate a tale of the time they saw a UFO while out one evening.

One starry evening, Jenni and Neil decided to take a drive. They were innocently, chastely, sat in a car park in The Switch, when they saw a UFO, or shooting star or something. Something about the way Jenni stressed the fact that they were 'just there for the view' meant that I lost the rest of the story, as all I heard was the subtext, loud and clear...

Jenni and Neil are doggers! Woof!