From May 7th to 14th, 2005, a motley crew of travellers - young and old - took to the Andalucian hills in search of relaxation, fun and friendship. Their luxury villa overlooked the beaches of Tarifa, the brooding mountains of Morocco, and the karmic calm of the yoga circle. This is their tale.

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Babs - The Poor Little Rich Girl Who Just Couldn't Catch a Break

Barbara Hutton - the mystery revealed!

Despite the fact she was one of the richest women in America, this heiress to the Woolworth fortune was never able to find personal happiness, marrying seven husbands before she died broke and alone in 1979. And it's no wonder. When she was four, her mother committed suicide and the press dubbed Barbara "The Poor Little Rich Girl." In 1933, when Barbara turned 21, she inherited her mother's $50 million estate, which made her one of the world's richest women. She married seven times, among them a prince, a count and actor Cary Grant. From her second marriage, Hutton had a son, who died in a plane crash at age 36. Hutton spent her life battling alcoholism, drug dependency and anorexia, and her numerous, expensive divorces left her almost bankrupt. When the reclusive Hutton finally died at age 66, she weighed less than 100 pounds and only $3,000 of her fortune remained.

Her legend lives on in Tangiers.

Tuesday, May 31, 2005


Rainy day ruins
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Special needs indeed...
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Reaching the peak where the wind blows
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A few Andalucian wonderhorses
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Watch the wicked wasp murderer...
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A perfectly framed picture of Rob surfing his kite
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Bigmouth strikes again
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Now I'm sure I saw Morocco over there earlier
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Is it a cow (on the right)?
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Mummy in bliss
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It's culture innit?
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Golden arches at the borderline
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So you wanna be a boxer?
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Look at that arse!
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Stuffing Daddy
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Monday, May 23, 2005

Fishy Fingers - from Mrs Krebs

A highlight of the trip was the fab BBQs at the villa. Many thanks go to
Hannah et al for doing all that shopping and who made some great salads and
BBQ food dishes and also to Rob and Simon for BBQing the meat. I particularly loved the fresh prawns and also enjoyed playing with them after the meal. As you know, I love animals as they are so multifunctional - you can have them as pets, eat them and even play with them afterwards.



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Gnome and Away - Spanish Holiday



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Villa Garden Terrace and Porn Pool



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OOooooh....Pooooool
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Friday, May 20, 2005

If Carlsburg Made Chat-Up Lines

Sat in Gibraltar, a little end-of-holiday grumpy, we decided to console ourselves with a spot of sunshine and a pint of shandy or two. CJ, Emma, Jenny and I were at a sunny table outside 'Ye Olde Rock' pub (no joke) trying to spot non-chav talent for Jenny to play with for her night All Alone in GBZ. I was sunning myself, hands behind my head, drinking in the last of the sunshine before the inevitable greyness of Britain.

Along came two older, pretty skanky looking guys (if I wanted to flatter them, I would call them lads) and one uttered the immortal words

"Are you trying to burn your armpits, love?"

Nice.

Woof - Jenni and Neil Share a Secret

There were a group of us sat outside, having a conversation about shooting stars and UFOs. Jenni began to relate a tale of the time they saw a UFO while out one evening.

One starry evening, Jenni and Neil decided to take a drive. They were innocently, chastely, sat in a car park in The Switch, when they saw a UFO, or shooting star or something. Something about the way Jenni stressed the fact that they were 'just there for the view' meant that I lost the rest of the story, as all I heard was the subtext, loud and clear...

Jenni and Neil are doggers! Woof!

Backed Up To Seville

Poor Juilo...there he was, happily riding along on his mower, tending to the yoga circle and wondering at why there were so few lemons on the tree (ahem...) when there was a call from the house.

"Julio! Help! The waterworks are backed up to Seville!"

After much excavating and dark mutterings in Spanish, Julio managed to restore order to the sewage system.

Cruely, Carl tried to blame Emma for this unfortunate event, alluding to bathroom habits that might have caused such a block, but I wonder if he was trying to deflect attention?

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Oy Mister!


During the interminable minutes of waiting for our wheels, the finest ducksarse this side of 1951 waddled past. He's yours!
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Streetlife


Saturday nite is not the nite to pick up your car from Crown. Those boys have got a lot of tax-free fags to smoke. Why wait in their fume-filled parking lot when there's rays to catch?
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Morocco - You Like? You Buy!

Morocco. Just 35 minutes from Tarifa by boat, but a million miles away in terms of culture and ambiance.

The intrepid travelers were: Marsha and Simon, Jenni and Neil, Helen, Jenny, Erica, CJ, and Emma. Our numbers were diminished as Hannah and Carl rightly spotted that carting Milly around a Moroccan souk would prove difficult, Pat forgot his passport in Barcelona, and Rob wanted to go kite surfing.

Our trip began with a slight conflict. There were two schools of thought - those that wanted to have a pee, get a smoothie and then amble down to the ferry port about 11 (ish). Then there was the group that was thrown into extreme anxiety by the thought of not arriving EXACTLY when instructed to do so. The Amblers won out in the end, I think by virtue of the fact that they had the tickets.

The crossing was uneventful, spent mostly marveling at the fact that a large group of Germans were perfectly comfortable handing over their passports to a man who proceeded to store them in a very flimsy plastic bag. Not something we would choose to do when going to Morocco - then again, perhaps elderly German IDs aren't the ones that get stolen. We decided to look after our passports ourselves, thankyouverymuch.

Once free of the ferry, our authentic Moroccan guide (in pork-pie hat) whisked us away to a waiting minibus, picking up a couple from New Zealand and a couple from Canada to make up the numbers. From the ferry port we were driven around the town to a stop where we could ride camels. Oddly, no-one but Marsha was thoroughly taken with this idea. From there, we drove past a few palaces owned, incongruously, by the King of Saudi. And Barbara Hutton's House....(more of her later).

After our drive past the Dog cemetery, and another look at Barbara Hutton's house, we hopped out of the minibus and wandered about the Kasbah. Fascinating - the twisting and impossibly narrow roads were flanked by rickety whitewashed buildings that provided cool respite from the heat and sun. Men flocked to us, trying to flog bracelets and trinkets. It got to the stage where eye contact and polite refusals just brought more hassle, so we ended up as voyeurs, looking at the lifestyle rather than the people. Very odd.

A not-so-charming snake charming show, and a whizz past the markets took us to lunch. The only Moroccan people in the restaurant were serving food, so I am not sure how authentic it was, but it was tasty and all incl.

We then got sold to - carpets (tho we all resisted) and herbs, which some of us bought in massive quantities. Having got home and tried the 'mint tea', we were totally had. Don't even get me started on the rose cream. The only bargain was a HUGE bunch of mint that lasted provided lashings and lashings of mint tea for the rest of the holiday.


Mint!
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Morocco - Who?

OK. When we were in Morocco, we had the honour of seeing Barbara Hutton's country house - from 3 different viewpoints. We saw Cafe Baba, where Barbara Hutton used to drink mint tea. The Rolling Stones also went there quite a bit, but that was immaterial, Barbara was obviously the big draw here. She was the one who had her portrait on the wall. Through the window of the cafe, we saw Barbara Hutton's town house.

We were walking along, when our guide stopped and had a very enthusiastic conversation in Arabic with someone in the road...we managed to pick our just two words...

Barbara Hutton!

Seriously...Who the fuck is Barbara Hutton? And what kind of strange pull does she have on the people of Tangiers?

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Tarifa Mansion Inhabitants



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Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Hola!

Welcome to VivaEspaña, the blog for our May7th - 14th holiday in Tarifa. Many delights are yet to come - chief among them The Dress, Who is Barbara Hutton? and The Tale of the DoppelKorn...

Send me your pictures, your stories and suggestions and I will do my best to post them in a relatively timely manner.

¡Viva España!